Data Recording 001: This is a pretty strange test...
[Early afternoon during a school week in suburbia is usually quiet. Before the kids return from school and the parents are currently working, there is not much to break the silence or stillness of a suburban neighborhood. The block along Mitchell Road sure seems like no exception. Other than the sounds of birds and the occasional passerby, it is pretty quiet. That is about to change though.
In the back yard of 1450 Mitchell Road, beside a small doghouse with "Tachikoma" written on it, lays a rather large machine. Mostly blue, the machine looks very much like a mechanical spider, what with the large pod attached to the back and the multiple limbs.
Speaking of the large pod, if someone was in it, they would see the monitor screens inside light up, as if a computer was booting up. Shortly after this, the machine starts to move, slowly standing up as if it just woke up.]
"Huh? This isn't the lab. Where am I?"
[Tachikoma takes a look around, the eyes scanning around as it takes in the neighborhood scene.]
"This isn't Section 9 HQ either. I don't think I'm even in Niihama. Maybe this is some kind of exercise and part of my memory was just damaged?"
[It stands still a moment as it does a system check. Again, if someone was there, they see the monitors flash tons of error messages.]
"What? What's this? Almost all my systems down? Weapon systems? Wires? Net connectivity? I can't even contact the others Tachikomas or members of Section 9? What exactly is going on here? Well, at least I can still move, and my voice synthesizer is working. Maybe my first idea was right and this is just some new way to test our abilities."
[Tachikoma takes a look around again, this time as if it is looking for something specific.]
"Hrrm, we're not usually deployed in suburban environments. Maybe that's the point of this? And my weapon systems are disabled to lessen the chance of harming innocents. I probably should take a look around and see if I can locate the other Tachikomas or at least to gather more information. I better be careful though, it seems like the least amount of collateral damage is a major part of this exercise."
[After having said that, the Tachikoma suddenly realizes something and focuses its eyes on the ground beneath it. A multiple ton multiped tank moving around upon grass is not exactly good for the yard, as many divots and gouges are left around its legs. It pauses, almost as if it is embarrassed. It then slowly, with care, picks its way toward the street, lifting each leg purposely so as to reduce the chance of causing any more damage to the lawn.]
"I sure hope that won't get me in trouble..."
[With that said, and finally upon concrete, the Tachikoma engages its wheels and drives system, preceding down the road at about the speed of a bike.]
In the back yard of 1450 Mitchell Road, beside a small doghouse with "Tachikoma" written on it, lays a rather large machine. Mostly blue, the machine looks very much like a mechanical spider, what with the large pod attached to the back and the multiple limbs.
Speaking of the large pod, if someone was in it, they would see the monitor screens inside light up, as if a computer was booting up. Shortly after this, the machine starts to move, slowly standing up as if it just woke up.]
"Huh? This isn't the lab. Where am I?"
[Tachikoma takes a look around, the eyes scanning around as it takes in the neighborhood scene.]
"This isn't Section 9 HQ either. I don't think I'm even in Niihama. Maybe this is some kind of exercise and part of my memory was just damaged?"
[It stands still a moment as it does a system check. Again, if someone was there, they see the monitors flash tons of error messages.]
"What? What's this? Almost all my systems down? Weapon systems? Wires? Net connectivity? I can't even contact the others Tachikomas or members of Section 9? What exactly is going on here? Well, at least I can still move, and my voice synthesizer is working. Maybe my first idea was right and this is just some new way to test our abilities."
[Tachikoma takes a look around again, this time as if it is looking for something specific.]
"Hrrm, we're not usually deployed in suburban environments. Maybe that's the point of this? And my weapon systems are disabled to lessen the chance of harming innocents. I probably should take a look around and see if I can locate the other Tachikomas or at least to gather more information. I better be careful though, it seems like the least amount of collateral damage is a major part of this exercise."
[After having said that, the Tachikoma suddenly realizes something and focuses its eyes on the ground beneath it. A multiple ton multiped tank moving around upon grass is not exactly good for the yard, as many divots and gouges are left around its legs. It pauses, almost as if it is embarrassed. It then slowly, with care, picks its way toward the street, lifting each leg purposely so as to reduce the chance of causing any more damage to the lawn.]
"I sure hope that won't get me in trouble..."
[With that said, and finally upon concrete, the Tachikoma engages its wheels and drives system, preceding down the road at about the speed of a bike.]

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Unfortunately, most of the people it has been asking are drones. So all they do is give the 'dog' in their eyes a pat on the head and continue on their way.]
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Ah...excuse me.
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Oh, hello there! Have you seen any other Tachikomas? If this is some type of exercise, I probably should find them.
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"Oh, hello there! Are you part of the exercise?"
[Tachikoma is pretty sure they're not a threat. Maybe they're here to give them instructions!]
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...What are you?
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This isn't a military exercise? But then why am I here then? Well, here specifically. I mean, I am pretty new to this place and I was suppose to be sent to a lab to have my AI studied, so I figured this must be part of that.
Oh, but I'm a Tachikoma! Nice to meet you!
[Tachikoma offers one of its claws to shake 'hands' just like it learned from Miki!]
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HEY HEY, GIANT BLUE JUMPING SPIDER!!!
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"A giant spider? That's unusual for an area like this. Maybe it belongs to someone?"
[It begins looking around for the aforementioned spider.]
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Giant spider you're made of metal!
[And now Tachikoma is dealing with Yamame attempting to climg up to the top of it...though the slippery metal surface makes it a bit hard.]
How did you get so big and metal, jumping spider?
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"I was made this big, but I'm not a spider. I'm a specially design support tank. Though my design specifications were slightly based off a spider, that was more of using a design that would best provide support in an urban environment for Section 9."
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"What the heck...? Is that a Metagross?"
[She immediately grabs for her Pokedex, pressing a button. A robotic voice emanates from the device: Dawn looks back to the Tachikoma with a confused look on her face.]
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"What's that thing there? Is it some type of scanner? Why did it think I was a species? Species usually refer to a biological creature, right? I'm a robot so it shouldn't work on me, right? Though I guess from a programming standpoint you could say my AI is an organic program since it's pretty aware of its surroundings. Oh, maybe it recognizes the proteins in my neurochip! Maybe that's why it thinks I'm some sort of species!"
[The Tachikoma has been rattling off this discourse rather quickly. It doesn't seem to be considering that the person in front of it may not understand what it's talking about.]
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Oh oh. It's a robot!
And not just a robot! A large, impressive robot! Dist almost immediately forgets where he's going and moves to follow, jogging a little in an effort to catch up.]
Hey! Slow down!
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"Yes? Do you need something?"
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Hello there. What are you?
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"Oh, um, hello there! I'm really sorry about the yard. I'm not sure how I got back here, but once I get to the road, I should be able to move without causing any more damage.
I'm a Tachikoma! I was suppose to go back to the lab for observation, but I guess the technicians wanted to test out how we work in a suburban environment. At least, I think maybe so. Are you part of the exercise? Is that why you're here too?"
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This is Mayfield, I'm afraid you've been kidnapped like the rest of us.
What lab were you returning to?
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OH GOD SO MUCH RESEARCH I NEEDED TO DO, I HOPE YOU LIKE A LOT OF TALKING
....ILU
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Just... this face. Awe and wonder in your direction.]
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It's staring through house windows that are uncovered, circling various drones as they walk by, and watching cars drive by as it tries to put together the purpose of this exercise.]
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Oi! You there!
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sorry, i was gone for the weekend~
Pfft, I constantly do rolling tag backs, so no big deal...
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Hey, are you Tachikoma?
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"Why yes, I am! Are you part the exercise? Are you going to provide me with information? You seem pretty young to be part of a military or law enforcement exercise..."